Thursday, November 24, 2011

The Laws of Black Friday

1. The laptop that is advertised at $150 is not nearly worth waiting in line at midnight for.

2. The 42 inch Flat Panel TV for $199 will be long gone prior to your arrival at your favorite local retail store.

3. Coffee up. Black Friday shopping is serious business and you will be dealing with a plethora of seasoned veterans who will stop at nothing to save a moderate amount of money.

4. Have a game plan. Make a list and check it twice. You will be eaten alive if you plan to window shop and browse. I found this out the hard way. My wounds are still healing from the Wal Mart mosh and shuffle of 2007.

5. Use the buddy system. Never enter the vicious waters on Black Friday alone. Bring your wife, friend or cousin who owes you money. Trust me, strength in numbers is essential on this post holiday extravaganza.

Happy shopping! Hope to see you at Dennys for a post shopping feast.

Marty Carbone, Attorney at Law, Carbone & Carbone LLP


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